Fine, then
Gosh, well if you're going to beat it outta me... Man. You're so mean. (Plus, my kitten keeps attacking my fingers as I type because she thinks it's a game or something). I don't have to work tomorrow and just realized this as I was walking outta the office today. Funny. And I had a friend write me the other day totally panicked because she thought she was preggo and she's on the pill (so that would be very talented) and we discussed somewhat of how bodies work and...anyway, so I just wanted to say that I'm pretty much 100% positive that I'm NOT pregnant, so, once again, to all of those who keep asking, that would be a no. Yes, I get food cravings (but that's because I'm chunky). Yes, I have problems sleeping (but that's nothing new). Yes, I've been puking way too much lately (and I'm not sure what that's about). Yes, I've only had one body-induced menstruation since November (and that's extremely bothersome). Yes, I track my temperature and it shows I still haven't ovulated. And, yes, I took a pregancy test this morning just to be sure (because I'm hoping to go on a cruise over Christmas vacation) and, yes, it came out negative. And, yes, I'm happy about that. And, yes, I'm sad about that. Whatever (said in a "my little sister voice") Dios le bendiga.
posted by Kiersten H. @ 4:53 PM
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Body-induced menstruation. That's HILARIOUS! You're so funny, K. I'm sorry you're puking and you aren't ovulating and you are having general difficulties in that arena. Here's my two-cents. Get yourself to a specialist before this becomes a bigger problem than it already is, e.g., you actually are trying to get pregnant and it's not happening (down the road). Here are some things that can keep your monthly friend from showing up:
1. Elevated prolactin (a la ME)
2. Polycystic ovarian syndrome (a big prob if you want to conceive in the future - it's a pre-diabetic condition and eating sugar is about the worst thing you can do for it - sorry!)
3. Too much or too little of just about any other hormone in your body.
Okay, that's my little discourse on that. I'll stop blabbing.
I hope you had fun last night watching your movie!
Body-induced menstruation. That's HILARIOUS! You're so funny, K. I'm sorry you're puking and you aren't ovulating and you are having general difficulties in that arena. Here's my two-cents. Get yourself to a specialist before this becomes a bigger problem than it already is, e.g., you actually are trying to get pregnant and it's not happening (down the road). Here are some things that can keep your monthly friend from showing up:
1. Elevated prolactin (a la ME)
2. Polycystic ovarian syndrome (a big prob if you want to conceive in the future - it's a pre-diabetic condition and eating sugar is about the worst thing you can do for it - sorry!)
3. Too much or too little of just about any other hormone in your body.
Okay, that's my little discourse on that. I'll stop blabbing.
I hope you had fun last night watching your movie!
Apparently I'm special and know how to double-post.
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